UNDOCTORED PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT GIRURU'S MOTHER IS BERRY BLUE JELL-O
There has been much debate as to what Giruru is made of. Most have concluded that he either is, or is related to, some sort of Jell-O product. Some have claimed that he tastes of a delightful mix of artificial berry flavorings, while others say he tastes like a viscus cocktail of radioactive sludge and dirty jockstrap, with a hint of raspberry. Since there is no common consensus, his genetic makeup is probably to remain a mystery.
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